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My name is Carly and I'm your typical teen of 17. I will marry the members of One Direction and have little honeyboo-boos running around. I love your face, have a great day.<3
instagram: gnarly_carlyy

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

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live-life-animated:

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

Thank you

best-of-text-posts:

How weird is it that kids born in 2000 will be entering high school this year

phantomrose96:

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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watching an ongoing series where the plot’s become embarassing and boring but still being attached to the story and its characters

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insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good 

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good 

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you